Thai poetry is interesting. We have only heard the Northern Thai poetry though. It is sang in song, but there are no instruments. Some of the poems are very difficult and only a few people are able to recite them. Thai’s are not used to rhyme or alliteration. We showed them how to write Haiku and we played a limerick game where they had to guess the last word of the limerick. We got the limerick game from NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me.”
There was a young lady named Kite
Whose speed was much faster than light.
She left home one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous ____________.

MusicMusic really helps people who are learning English. It helps with understanding how to say things and also the different stresses that we use while speaking. Scott played his guitar and taught the students “Country Road” by John Denver and “All You Need is Love” by The Beatles. After that, we gave the students the lyrics for “Needle and Haystack Life” by Switchfoot with some words missing and they had to fill in the correct words. We also played a game where students had to match popular English idioms with the correct meaning. The first pair that finished received a free coffee. For each song, we discussed the meaning.
We had a very exciting game here in Thailand. We played at this rundown, dusty softball field that looked like the field from “Sandlot.” We explained the game and briefly showed the Thai’s how to hit. The Thai’s took to the game very well. We even had a few homeruns. The homeruns were the result of grounders. The grass is not thick enough to stop a ball, so we needed to be very careful not to let one pass between our legs. There was a game of soccer being played right next to us, and the players were wearing masks. They were wearing them because they kicked up so much dust playing. Everything is very dry here.
Football
We taught them about football and the Superbowl. We didn’t have them play football though. We found a collection of all the good plays of this year’s Superbowl and explained what was happening. They enjoyed the compilation more than watching an actual game because it moves much faster. After ten minutes of watching, we had them make their own commercials. They were making commercials for spray-on tanning and a tuk tuk. In Thailand, it is more attractive to be lighter skinned than darker, so it took a bit to explain why spray-on tan would be a popular product. A tuk tuk is a three-wheeled open air taxi. They are often pimped out with dance club lights and exhaust tips. The tuk tuk is the reason for global warming. You often hear them or smell them before you actually see them.
Cooking
The Thai students love to learn how to cook and love to eat even more. It is difficult sometimes because they are weary of foreigner food, and they often don’t like to eat anything that they are not used to. This is a country filled with Randy Jacksons. We taught a few different recipes to them during Java Talk such as how to make spaghetti with homemade sauce. To tempt them into enjoying it, we added a spicy Thai sausage called “Say Uah”. The taste is described by our friend Lauren as, “a Thai market in your mouth.” It turned out pretty good. There was nothing leftover by the end.
Bolognese Sauce
Ingredients8 tablespoons oil
16 large cloves of garlic, finely chopped
32 whole tomatoes,diced
2 green bell peppers, coarsely chopped
2 yellow bell peppers, coarsely chopped
2 medium red onions, finely chopped
2 medium white onions, finely chopped
mushrooms, chopped
2 teaspoon fresh leaves of basil, chopped
4 (16-ounce) cans tomato sauce
Salt
Pepper
1 pound ground pork
4 tablespoons sugar
4 hot sausage link (optional), chopped
2 tablespoons Italian seasoning
Directions
In a large skillet, place the olive oil and cloves of garlic. Cook for about 2 minutes over medium heat until garlic gets light tan but not brown. Add the tomatoes into the oil and garlic and scald tomatoes for about 5 minutes, stirring occasionally, and breaking up with a spoon. Transfer tomato mixture to a large saucepan and keep on low heat. Clean out skillet for upcoming use.
Mix chopped vegetables and basil, and Italian seasoning together in a big bowl. Take 1/3 of mixture and set aside. Put the remaining 2/3 into saucepan with tomato mixture. Add 4 (16-ounce) cans of tomato sauce to tomato mixture. Add 2 teaspoon salt to taste, and freshly ground pepper (as such as you like). Let the tomato sauce cook uncovered simmering.
Put about 2 tablespoon of olive oil in bottom of skillet. Add ground pork, and remaining 1/3 vegetable mixture. Cook until meat is medium well and then add mixture to tomato sauce. Add 4 tablespoons of sugar to pot. Simmer tomato sauce partially covered.
Next, take the sausage links and make a slit down the middle, but do not cut in half. Place the sausage links in skillet and cook until browned all the way through. Chop sausage into chunks and add to the tomato sauce. Serve over cooked pasta and enjoy! Bon Appetit!